1. yes they are describing me and objectively, i should be flattered. but they are also describing a very particular body type that is exclusive to a subgroup of premature individuals.

  2. OMG!!! I GOT INTO NYU!!!! I’M GONNA GET CHLAMYDIA FROM TIMOTHEE CHALAMET!!!!

  3. Thanks to the people who noticed my weight loss! Except now every man I attract emphasizes his attraction to tiny 5’1 skinny girls and it’s kinda gross 🙂

  4. My hair stylist said another one of her clients pointed out that she does the hair for a “tiktok famous girl” so now the cats out the bag and I’m spilling my own tea

  5. I hate looking cute AF and not doing a live stream to capture the moment

  6. I could never be a bee. I’d love to reincarnate as a bee but they work so hard. They value structure. I can’t imagine. I want that to be me. But realistically I can’t. That’s hard. But we have to be honest

  7. the least realistic part of Sex and the City is that none of these guys get mad at Carrie for writing about them

  8. texting my friends “i’m in the emergency room” and turning my phone off because i saw them hanging out without me. y’all wanted something to do so bad start calling local hospitals and seeing if i’m there.

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